Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just gift wrapped bread.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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