I wish I could teleport
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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