Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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