Your tits are I can't wait for
I want to make a zoo with you.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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