In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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