I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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