She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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