If that was your dad, he is hot
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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