I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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