we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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