Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think my vagina is haunted
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
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Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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