Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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