It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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