Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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