LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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