he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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