Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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