it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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