Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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