You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Randomize