google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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