I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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