she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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