Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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