you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Be still, my beating vagina.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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