Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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