Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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