Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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