Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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