I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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