No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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