So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Randomize