I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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