Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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