Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Buhtt sex?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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