do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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