Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
only if we run a train.
done.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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