Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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