I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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