I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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