Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Randomize