If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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