some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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