Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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