when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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