you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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