I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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