The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
whose parrot is this?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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