That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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