HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
My butt remains clenched, sir.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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